DR MAUREEN

 
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DR MAUREEN DEER

HEALTH AND WELLBEING ENFORCER

DR DEER ENSURES THAT AS WELL AS BEING HARD-WORKING, AND HARD-PLAYING, DR PLUTO'S STAFF ARE HARD-WELLBEINGING. DR DEER'S EARLY INNOVATIONS INCLUDE COMPULSORY GROUP PAST-LIFE REGRESSION SESSIONS, COMPULSORY GROUP COLONIC IRRIGATIONS, AND A COMPULSORY DIETARY REGIME: VEGAN MONDAYS, ALL-MEAT TUESDAYS, PRAWN COCKTAIL CRISPS WEDNESDAYS, A COMPLETE FAST ON THURSDAYS, AND ALL YOU CAN EAT MONGOLIAN BARBECUE ON FRIDAYS.

DR DEER ALSO HOLDS SATURDAY MORNING WORKSHOPS FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN HER INAPPROPRIATE-TOUCHING YOGA (BOOK AND DVD AVAILABLE ON AMAZON).